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You don’t know how sad it makes me when I want to go hangout with people that I’ve been friends with for awhile and you feel bad because you weren’t invited. I love you so much, but that doesn’t mean that everybody I’m friends with is going to want you around. Were two very different people, so we’re not always going to connect with the same type of people.
Your “best friend” always gave me dirty looks when I came around and I didn’t mind that because I knew that you adored her friendship. And I stopped hanging around you when she was there. No hard feelings.
It’s just frustrating.


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Anonymous: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ when did stripping become a legitimate career?




Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I canโ€™t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.


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you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like


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